LMAO~ the chronicles of HZ and XH

yar yars...being evil here...what if this really happened?

I Saw HZ Kissing Santa Claus

"xinhui woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one ever-lasting box that looked like a books.Then xinhui noticed that HZ was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.xinhui thought that she would surprise HZ. Maybe even sneak up behind him and push him.

That always made HZ jumped. xinhui crept silently down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its loving lights, and the presents, heaped up wonderfully, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and HZ. Kissing someone.
xinhui was so angry, she picked up chocolates from a table and threw it angrily to HZ. both looked around."HZ, you irreplaceable panda!" xinhui yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." xinhui looked and then rubbed her hands and looked again. It was Santa Claus."Let me explain," HZ said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe.""Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a kiss it was.""Well, I suppose," xinhui said doubtfully. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be solved."That seemed reasonable. xinhui went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, time passes before she knew it. He made xinhui's legs feel all numb. "You see?" HZ said quickly and xinhui saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late."

got it from : http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

Koi is in the air desu~~ XD
sub in all the words...and viola~ ^_^ i tried mine with Kanda....brr~mine is even worst lors....

The Neko-chan Prince

"Tsugari was walking through a fanciful meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a little neko-chan lying under a tree.Tsugari skipped over to see the dear thing and was shocked to find that he was hurt! A packed food can had pierced his little ears and he whimpered with the pain."My wonderful little friend," Tsugari said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the packed food can, as fast as she could. The neko-chan cried out and Tsugari's heart ached,"You'll be all right," Tsugari whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Kanda and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Kanda up in her arms, Tsugari carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Tsugari nursed Kanda, cleaning his ears and feeding him Toy-brand neko-chan chow.On the eighth night, Kanda climbed into bed with Tsugari. He burrowed under the covers and wholly flipped Tsugari's limps. It made Tsugari giggle and she cuddled close to Kanda, stroking his fingertip and singing jolly to him.They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Tsugari hurried home so she could curl up with Kanda. It gave her a generative feeling whenever Kanda flipped her limps.

Then one night, Kanda looked up at Tsugari and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an arable prince."Tsugari screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a neko-chan talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it."You're not dreaming," Kanda said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Tsugari said and kissed Kanda on his paws. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an arable prince! With a crown and everything!"I'm Prince Kanda," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story.""Is it really you?" Tsugari said."See?" Kanda said and showed Tsugari the scar from the packed food on his ears. Then he kissed Tsugari and they tumbled over the rainbow and did a lot of very constructive things."I love you," Kanda said when they were done. Tsugari clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Kanda had stashed away.

And if Kanda didn't know about Tsugari's visits to the neko-chan sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him."