Friday, May 09, 2008

Speed Racer

okay, I'm not going to do a review of it(my english sucks, kthx) but instead, allow me to rant/comment on this whole 2 hour-ish show.

RAIN IS A LIE, i mean really. I pretty much swear the presence of Rain itself is basically to boost the viewership of this movie, basically the company does is to play wool among the OMG-IT'S TEH RAIN-kind of raging fans to watch this show. Why would I say that? that's because 1)Rain is beaten up into a rotten state at his first appearance on screen 2)Got into an unknown rage against some weird company which is run by a manic that love flesh-eating fishes 3)was so in a rage that he didnt know any ninja skills that he's being drugged by some dumb ninja through a string and went down to a wobbly state till he couldnt stand WOW

and the show is probably like this :

SPECIAL EFFECTS
+
RAIN
=
??????
PROFIT!

but sadly(?), I myself am not a devoted fan of Rain's, and to as for why i even went to watch the movie for the first place, cause I'm pretty interested in knowing Rain's performance in an english movie. (and yes, for countless of times, my curiosity is always at fault)

and WOW, the gravity-defying scene when the male lead's car went running UP a hill, geez. Guess it only takes a Hollywood to pull out this gimmick.

My friends, avoid this at all cost, having Rain on the poster is but a conspiracy! Do not get fooled!

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